'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions.

Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to discover he was actually a jester? Or suffered the dreaded malady known as… the ick? 🏰💔

Fear not, lonely singleton of the realm — ‘Tis Thee, Not Me is here to guide thee through the treacherous world of modern dating, but with a decidedly medieval twist.

This signed 144-page hardback book by viral artist Clarice Tudor is an acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to bad dates, questionable romantic decisions and advice that ranges from surprisingly sensible to absolutely terrible.

Inspired by Clarice Tudor’s viral illustration “The Fart”, this gloriously decorated tome explores the timeless trials of love, dating and relationships through medieval-style illustrations and modern-day dating disasters.

Expect tales of:

⚔️ Dating horror stories including The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship and The Merkin
💌 Relationship advice including The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge and The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex
👑 A medieval retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the rather unfortunate array of suitors one might encounter in the modern dating world
💀 And much more romantic turmoil, questionable advice and beautifully illustrated nonsense

Published by Clarkson Potter / Penguin Random House, this signed hardback makes a brilliant gift for lovers of illustration, medieval art, dating disasters, dark humour and anyone who has ever thought, “Surely it cannot get any worse…”

Spoiler: it can.